THE BIG O BY H.J. BELLUS

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The Big O by H.J. Bellus
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Kathleen

✦★✦★✦5-BIG O STARS✦★✦★✦
*Copy provided by an author in exchange for an honest review*

I freaking loved this book; it was outrageously hilarious! While growing up, there’s so much exposure and built up about how special it should be to lose your virginity. For others it’s just wham bam, thank you, ma’am, I’m done. If you enjoy comedy, romance, between a quirky virgin and a hot sweet police officer, I suggest you hop on The Big O train. Get ready to have your bed rattled and your lady bits soaked –winks-.



Olivia made me giggle like a dork to no end because she’s naïve in her own way. Since her sinkhole have never been fluffed and tickled with a real hard and huge twinkie, she comes off as a young adult who’s begging for experience in the O department. Oren just made me blush like a teenager all over again. He packed up his things and left his old town and wanted a fresh start, away from the family drama.



And as for Olivia’s best friend Scout, she had me falling off my seat with her sarcastic self. She’s loud and crazy, but will do anything for her friend. Which I can’t wait to get to know on the second book.

I highly recommend THE BIG O to all the readers who is in desperate need of experiencing their cherries popped. Wink*


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The Big O by H.J. Bellus
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Michelle

ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review



“Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the virgin diaries starring Olivia Olander who’s currently O-less and in desperate search for The Big O.”

Dear H.J. Bellus,

I so fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this book!!!! Okay, let me reiterate it once more time. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!! That’s right, I LOVED THe BIG O and of course, what woman wouldn’t. (*wink*) Right off the opening pages, I knew I couldn’t put this book down. How could I when you are introduced to Olivia Olander who lives in Ontario, Oregon and who is O-less. Yes, that’s right Olivia is a single 24 year old virgin who never had a boyfriend and oh yeah never had THE BIG O.




So as you can imagine Olivia Olander is ready to pop her cherry. She is ready to say goodbye to her pesky virginity and also finally experience that screaming orgasm that every romance novels talks about. As much as Olivia is ready to say adios to her virginity, her best friend urges her to take the first step. Experience an orgasm. Well operation orgasm doesn’t go according to plan when she almost electrocuted herself with Tony the Tiger vibrator in the bathtub while holding her cell phone. But don’t worry Olivia always lands on her feet and doesn’t let this setback hinder her when she meets a hot cop with a big stick, who enjoys how sweet, innocent and quirky Olivia is. And hot cop finds it absolutely charming that she is still a virgin and is not scared at all. And did I mention Officer Oren O’Brien loves giving O’s.

“Let’s-be-honest, and set the stage of my real life situation. I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all. ”



Oren and Olivia are hands down one of my favorite couples. Seriously, these two were fucking fantastic. It is never a dull moment with these two. And when you add in Olivia’s nip slip, her adventures with watching porn, and of course nothing says LOVE when your boyfriend thinks your fart is adorable. These are a few lovable and embarrassing moments that makes The Big O a riot of fun and entertaining. And to top it off, H.J. Bellus delivers a love story that will make your hearts melt and swoon.

“I’m not covered in pasta, sauce, and/ or (in my damn case) humiliation… rather bathed in Oren O’Brien, who seems desperately and hopelessly in love with my awkward Asian, Yorkie-loving, and extremely cursed ass. ”

What else can I say but I LOVE this book HARD. It was refreshing, fun, sexy, humorous, entertaining, and outrageously lovable. And of course, you gotta LOVE Olivia Olander from Ontario, Oregon who finally got to experience THE BIG O!!!!! Can we get a HALLELUJAH!!!!



“I openly call Oren boyfriend. It’s like I leaped out of the closet. I’m not ashamed or insecure of who I am anymore. Oren’s brought out the inner girl in me. We are three weeks into the best summer ever.”



So if you are looking for a lighthearted romantic comedy that weaves layers of charm, family, friendship, a horny Yorkie, Mr. Lady Boner cop, and a 24 year old virgin who finally gets The BIG O then I highly recommend you to read this book. All there is left to say, thank you HJ Bellus for another amazing story that is filled with toe-curling kisses, tender moments, and of course that infamous letter O.

Love,
M (fan of The Big O) xo



H.J. Bellus

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The Big O by H.J. Bellus
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Neilliza

**ARC provided by Author, in exchange for an honest review**

The Big O is a fun romantic comedy. HJ Bellus made all the stop to make this such a funny romance. Olivia a 24 yr old virgin have been looking for a way to get rid of her virginity. With the help of her best friend a few blind dates, operation get-rid-of-virgnity always ended up a bust. Until Olivia meets up with hot copy Officer Oren. He was new in town and is way interested with Olivia and her innocence. In fact Olivia’s innocence just turned him on more. This is a must read for all romantic comedy lovers. Olivia’s adventure to finding her screaming Organish is a real fun ride. It’s full of laughs and crazy moments and will definitely will have anyone laughing.


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