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The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan QuinnMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Michelle
ARC provided by author in exchange of honest review
OMG...what the hell did I read? This was my first Meghan Quinn book that I have read and I am officially a fan. I don't know whether to thank Meghan for making me laugh out loud or feel bad for Rosie as she embarks on the crazy misadventures on getting her cherry popped.
Briar Patch...Heaving Bosom...Meat sword.. Pleasure garden...oh yeah, Rosie's Virginia.. Welcome to the world of Rosie Bloom, a 23 year virgin aspiring romance novelist and her eccentric vocabulary. It's official, Rosie needs to put away and burn those historical romance novels with Fabio on the cover. So when Rosie's two best friends and roommates finally convinces Rosie that in order to be a romance novelist then she better have some sexual experiences in order for her to write books about sex. Let's face it no one wants to read a romance book with descriptive words using briar patch, meat sword, or maidenhead. So welcome to the adventures of Rosie Bloom and her Virginia. Yes, she named her lady bits Virginia.. LOL!!
So what's in store for Rosie... well in no particular order, she must get her briar patch cleaned up, see a real life penis, watch porn, get proper tutorial on oral 101, and oh yeah finally cash in her V card. Well for any normal person this could be no big deal but this Rosie Bloom, who didn't know what a bullet is. She will need someone to hold her hand and guide her. And luckily for her, she has her roommates and best friend, Henry to help guide her in the adventures of dildos, porn, blow jobs and condoms. So with her new found knowledge,will Rosie finally put what she learned into good use? Will Virginia get her fill?
So if you want a book that will have you laughing out loud and saying OMG Rosie then this book is for you. Meghan Quinn will have you praising Rosie as she discover her sexuality and braves the dating world. All I can say, The Virgin Romance Novelist is a fun, carefree, and laugh out loud feel good kind of book.
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